Good Evening!

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen!

Good Evening to all of you!

My name is Christopher Bonnet Wallace! I am about 55 years old, which for the days that I live in is a miracle for someone who drinks and smokes like me...
I have no profession for some, but I have to admit my passion is to counterfeit masterpieces and that's how I earn my living.
I amuse myself watching others be stupid enough to buy fake masterpieces at an auction. Nothing more natural.
Anyway, when I am not spending time in my hidden painting studio , I spend it drinking, smoking and writing poetry. And, of course insulting ladies who think they are the best that society can offer...I like that very much. I live alone with a governess and a dog named Seamus and my beautiful daughter Eliza (no doubt she's her mother's daughter). My wife died very long time ago. We live in a great and good house in the middle of London with all the comfort we could ask. Now there are just us and poetry.


I wish you good night and may this bottle rest in peace!
Sincerely,



C. W.